This looks bad...
Be the person H.Y.D.R.A. would see as a threat.
a thought i had this morning driving to school  (via audaxcor)

This what happens when the mun has a jeans day at work and wakes up to find one of the muses he’d been blocking out found a way around the wall. (Wade is pissed, btw. I can hear him screaming ‘how the fuck did he do that?’ and accusing this guy of cheating.

I swear if Mr. Assassin (he gets mean if you call him B-U-C-K-Y) gets me fired for insisting I carry my pocket knife today, there will be hell to pay.



Muse A and Muse B sign up for a social experiment to marry someone they just meet at the alter. Both went through relationship after relationship, but they were unable to find the right people. They think this is their chance to find the one even if it’s a big risk. When the day comes, both are nervous but go through with it. Now they much deal with the fact they are married to someone they don’t even know. In a year, will they want to stay married or get a divorce?. 

First person to put “Good Boy/Girl” in my inbox owns me as a pet for 24 hours..



An AU where for your entire life you’ve only seen black and white, until you receive the first touch from your soulmate and color blooms before your very eyes. The color’s don’t stay when you’re alone, but when they’re there by your side and you’re touching? Everything is beautiful.

Escaping to Hardee’s for wifi tonight so I can avoid my roommates a little. So I’ll be around later.

Love you guys.